Funny Family Christmas Shirts

Four kinds of Christmas joke

Most likely to

The family favorite: everyone wears the same design, and each shirt finishes "most likely to…" differently. Our Christmas designs come with between 20 and 400 ready-made lines, and our 100 "most likely to" Christmas shirt ideas will help you assign them. See every version on our most likely to shirts page.

Dear Santa

A letter to Santa that goes wrong in the second line. Our Dear Santa family shirts come in six designs, each with its own list of 30 to 50 lines, such as "He's the naughty one" and "She's the naughty one", or your own.

The naughty-or-nice checklist

A tick box for "nice", a tick box for "naughty", and a line explaining which one was ticked. The naughty-or-nice checklist shirts come in five designs with 24 lines each.

North Pole correctional

Mug shot humor for families who can laugh at themselves: each shirt names a Christmas "offense", like breaking an ornament or tangling the tinsel. The North Pole correctional shirts come in five designs with up to 60 lines each. A few are cheeky, so read the list before choosing for kids.

How to make the jokes land

1. Match the joke to the person. The best lines are the ones the whole family already tells about them.
2. Keep it kind. Christmas photos get sent to grandparents and pinned to fridges for years.
3. Mix designs within one theme. The six Dear Santa designs, or the five checklist designs, work together in one photo.
4. Write your own for the inside jokes. The custom text option takes up to 99 characters.

Sizes and colors

Every design comes as a baby bodysuit (0–24 months), toddler, youth and adult unisex tee up to 4XL, women's V-neck and long-sleeve tee, and most go up to adult 5XL. Red, green and white read as Christmas instantly; for a pajama look, see our Christmas pajama shirts.

Order by December 11 for delivery before Christmas.