100 “Most Likely To” Cruise Shirt Ideas for the Whole Crew

"Most likely to" shirts are the easiest way to give a whole cruise group matching shirts that still feel personal. Everyone wears the same design; every shirt tells a different joke. They're a guaranteed conversation starter at the muster drill.

Here are 100 lines, sorted by what your crew does best. On our most likely to cruise designs you can pick from up to 99 ready-made lines per design, or type any line below as your own.

Buffet and food

1. Hit the buffet before unpacking
2. Order two desserts at every dinner
3. Know the ice cream machine's hours by heart
4. Try every pizza on the ship
5. Make friends with the waiter by night two
6. Eat breakfast twice
7. Order room service at midnight
8. Rate every dessert out of ten
9. Ask for extra lobster on lobster night
10. Find the secret menu
11. Smuggle snacks off the ship "just in case"
12. Say "I'm not hungry" and eat anyway

Drinks and the drink package

For the grown-ups.

13. Get their money's worth from the drink package
14. Know every bartender by name
15. Order the drink of the day, every day
16. Start happy hour early
17. Collect every souvenir cup
18. Toast every sunset
19. Order the fanciest mocktail on the menu
20. Find the best coffee on the ship
21. Say "just one more" at the piano bar
22. Talk the bartender into a recipe of their own

Getting lost and running late

23. Get lost looking for the cabin
24. Walk to the wrong end of the ship
25. Miss the all-aboard time
26. Be last off the ship
27. Forget the room card
28. Take the stairs to the wrong deck
29. Show up late to dinner every night
30. Ask a crew member for directions on day six
31. Leave their sunglasses at the pool
32. Set an alarm and sleep through it anyway

Pool, sun and beach